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Box of Crap Tape



Marking an exclusive collaboration between Third Drawer Down and David Shrigley, the Box of Crap Tape is a unique upgrade to everyday tape.

The 100m roll is perfect as a humorous finishing touch on letters, parcels and presents, sure to entertain the recipient at first sight.

British artist David Shrigley brings his cynicism, wit and sarcasm to life through his distinctive and highly entertaining drawings, sculptures and prints. Each humorous piece he creates presents a commentary on everyday life.


  • Contains 100m of tape
  • Illustrated by British artist David Shrigley
  • Use it for boxes, presents and more

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